THEME BY PISTACHI-O

"I was quiet, but I was not blind."
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Fanny Price, Mansfield Park  (via analyticalmuslim)

☝️ mhmmm.

(via lalasa)

xelamanrique:

"I liked the How I Met Your Mother finale. It shows that life doesn’t always work out and we should be ok with it."

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She doesn’t relate to other people. She was always a lonely child.

justjessie-:

eddieck:

This was really fun to chop up an bring to life! Take a closer look and a peek at the coloring process over on my Behance portfolio

Fuck YAASS

justjessie-:

eddieck:

This was really fun to chop up an bring to life! Take a closer look and a peek at the coloring process over on my Behance portfolio

Fuck YAASS

johannathemad:

D-DID I EVER TOLD YOU GUYS ABOUT MY FAVORITE ANIMAL?

Louis C.K.’s opening monologue on SNL.

birdmafia:

summary of the entire comic

birdmafia:

summary of the entire comic

Anonymous asked:
hi mal! do you have any good captain america: the winter soldier fic recs??

ilvalentinos:

YES I DO AND I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT ALL MY LIFE

okay i like depressing shit a lot but mostly i like stuff that deals with bucky/the winter soldier’s inner landscape, and i have a particular weakness for stuff that kind of extrapolates that he became the winter soldier long before he got picked up by the russians, ja feel?

mind fucks, i like labyrinthine mind fucks.

you know what else i like? SOME POST CAP 2 RECOVERY PROCESS WHERE BUCKY BARNES CAN NEVER BE BUCKY BARNES EVER AGAIN

i have one semi fluffy lighter fic i like:

that’s it that’s literally it

also you know what else i like? RED ROOM ASSASSINS IN LOVE.

and of course, one of my top faves in any fandom:

  • trouble never comes alone - postcardmystery (the winter soldier and war and the winter soldier and terrorism and the winter soldier and history; basically an exploration of war and terror and genocide through the winter soldier’s eyes during every soviet conflict in the latter 20th century. this one is killer.)

inkskinned:

it always really bothered me when wait staff ignored me + my friends just because we were young bc we are all really respectful people but the assumption was that we wouldn’t tip

anyway so fast fowards to when i became a waitress and one day this group of scrubbyass kids came in and i had 8 other tables with other people to look to but i overheard that one kid wanted a milkshake but he couldn’t afford it and the other kids offered to pay but he was like “nonono it’s fine” and i looked over and he just looked real run down and sad and stuff —- later it just so happened that our kitchen had a mixup so we had an extra shake and since it would just be dumped otherwise, i snuck it out to their table and gave it to him for free

and his friends were so fucking impressed by this they pooled every fucking cent they had i got a $50 tip and later his friend’s mom came in and said “i heard what you did for that boy” and gave me another 20 and offered me a better job working with her

and meanwhile at my other table a rich white guy i was serving complained bc he didn’t want to pay the 15% tip on a $8.90 bill and when his wife said “she’s been a good waitress, though,” he said, “but just plain good isn’t worth 15%”